Delivery Devotee Pillows

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Agoraphobic's shrine

"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."

'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stops the mail from going through ... but inefficiency sure does.'

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

LAY ZEE FUK

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Bonk!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"