Delivery Devotee Mugs

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Agoraphobic's shrine

"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."

'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stops the mail from going through ... but inefficiency sure does.'

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

LAY ZEE FUK

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Bonk!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"God, I love this show!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'