Delicate Collector Mugs

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"You're on a what?!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

King Kongs first christmas

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters