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'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

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Family Butcher.

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

The Deli Llama

Down on Her.

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"Veal or non-veal?"

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Salvador Deli.

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'