"My ultimate goal is to buy it by the pound in nice thin slices."
Deli Meat Dreamer Pillows
Add a touch of savory charm to any space with our deli meat-themed pillows. Perfect for comfy evenings or to brighten up a casual lounge area with humor and style.
Counting ribs
Today's special... donuts.
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."
Cupcake Excitement Scale
Baloneystini
'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'
'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"
"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."
"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."
'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'
"I'm a retired doctor."
"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"
Dogs and Cake
"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."
"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."
'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'
Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.
Baking
Giraffe's Ice-cream.
Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes
'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'
Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.
Dutch Apple Core Pie .
Ice Cream.
Carnegie Deli
"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"
Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall
Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."
'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'
Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.
The 12 Snacks of Christmas
Deli Meat Dreamer Pillows Collection
Deli Meat Dreamer Mugs
Explore our collection of deli meat dreamer mugs for a humorous start to your day or a quirky gift for a snack lover.
Deli Meat Dreamer Prints
Bring fun to your walls with our deli meat prints. Perfect for pantry decor or a unique gift for the deli enthusiast.
Deli Meat Dreamer T-Shirts
Looking for fun apparel? Check out our deli meat dreamer t-shirts to showcase your passion and sense of humor with every wear.