Delegate Master Pillows

"If you want something done give it to a busy man."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

God's Subcontractors

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Anonymous Donations

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."