Delayed Flight Gifts

Heavy snow on the east coast of America.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Birds Following Witch.

The First Kite

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Where aren't you going to?"

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Train Arrivals

Flight nap

"There's no way we can come to a decision - the meeting has only lasted half an hour."

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

"I had that dream again where I was flying."