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'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

37 years in the same position.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"