Defier Of Expectations T-Shirts

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Insignificant Jockey

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

Fishing Strictly Prohibited.

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

Keep of the Grass.

"A teddy bear? You need better toys! Or the other kids won't like you!"

"Don't worry, it's not our own food - we swopped lunches..."