Disruptor Of Norms T-Shirts

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"Move, Gary."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Macho Vegetarian

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

I had my shirt on backward all day. Why didn't you tell me?! I was too busy being impressed, little buddy. You were defying social norms. Walking to the beat of your own drummer. Soaring to the flapping of your own wings. When I see a man with his short on backward, I don't correct him. I applaud him. How about when you see a woman with her shirt on backward? I applaud her too, even though there's an increased risk of misunderstanding-related slappage.

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Master dog trainer.

'Shame on you, son! You can't go around looking like that!'

'You've broken the Lemmings code,son - whatever possessed you to take sky diving lessons ?!'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

Smash the System

"In Bananastan we have positive gender discrimination in the job market!"

Isn't It Exciting?

I had my shirt on backward all day. Why didn't you tell me?! I was too busy being impressed, little buddy. You were defying social norms. Walking to the beat of your own drummer. Soaring to the flapping of your own wings. When I see a man with his shirt on backward, I don't correct him. I applaud him. How about when you see a woman with her shirt on backward? I applaud her too, even though there's an increased risk of misunderstanding-related slappage.

Keep of the Grass.

"We used to tell people we were childless by choice until we found they're less judgmental if we blame it on fertility problems."