Defensive Arts T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for martial arts lovers who enjoy a good laugh and expressing their passion. Comfortable, witty, and stylish—ideal for training or casual wear.

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dog vs UFO... mockup

dog vs UFO... mockup

dog vs UFO... mockup

dog vs UFO... mockup

dog vs UFO...

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"So, what are you reading?"

"So, what are you reading?" mockup

"So, what are you reading?" mockup

"So, what are you reading?" mockup

"So, what are you reading?" mockup

"So, what are you reading?"

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Defence Cutbacks.

Defence Cutbacks. mockup

Defence Cutbacks. mockup

Defence Cutbacks. mockup

Defence Cutbacks. mockup

Defence Cutbacks.

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"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid." mockup

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid." mockup

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid." mockup

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid." mockup

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

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AUKUS Deal Annoys France

AUKUS Deal Annoys France mockup

AUKUS Deal Annoys France mockup

AUKUS Deal Annoys France mockup

AUKUS Deal Annoys France mockup

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

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US fears missile competition.

US fears missile competition. mockup

US fears missile competition. mockup

US fears missile competition. mockup

US fears missile competition. mockup

US fears missile competition.

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Oooops!

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The Generals medals

The Generals medals mockup

The Generals medals mockup

The Generals medals mockup

The Generals medals mockup

The Generals medals

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"Here's the weak point."

"Here's the weak point." mockup

"Here's the weak point." mockup

"Here's the weak point." mockup

"Here's the weak point." mockup

"Here's the weak point."

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'At last! Some decent kit.'

'At last! Some decent kit.' mockup

'At last! Some decent kit.' mockup

'At last! Some decent kit.' mockup

'At last! Some decent kit.' mockup

'At last! Some decent kit.'

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'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!' mockup

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!' mockup

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!' mockup

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!' mockup

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

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"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore" mockup

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore" mockup

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore" mockup

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore" mockup

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

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'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.' mockup

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.' mockup

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.' mockup

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.' mockup

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

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'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!' mockup

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!' mockup

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!' mockup

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!' mockup

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

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'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .' mockup

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .' mockup

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .' mockup

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .' mockup

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

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'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.'' mockup

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.'' mockup

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.'' mockup

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.'' mockup

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

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"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile." mockup

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile." mockup

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile." mockup

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile." mockup

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

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Francois Hollande

Francois Hollande mockup

Francois Hollande mockup

Francois Hollande mockup

Francois Hollande mockup

Francois Hollande

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Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids mockup

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids mockup

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids mockup

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids mockup

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

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Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!' mockup

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!' mockup

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!' mockup

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!' mockup

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

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"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again " mockup

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again " mockup

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again " mockup

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again " mockup

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

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"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump." mockup

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump." mockup

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump." mockup

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump." mockup

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

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General's Coin Toss

General's Coin Toss mockup

General's Coin Toss mockup

General's Coin Toss mockup

General's Coin Toss mockup

General's Coin Toss

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'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology. mockup

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology. mockup

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology. mockup

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology. mockup

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

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Nato

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Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck mockup

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck mockup

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck mockup

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck mockup

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

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'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.' mockup

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.' mockup

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.' mockup

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.' mockup

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

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Goalie Wall. mockup

Goalie Wall. mockup

Goalie Wall. mockup

Goalie Wall. mockup

Goalie Wall.

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'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?' mockup

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?' mockup

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?' mockup

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?' mockup

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

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The Unknown Military Contractor

The Unknown Military Contractor mockup

The Unknown Military Contractor mockup

The Unknown Military Contractor mockup

The Unknown Military Contractor mockup

The Unknown Military Contractor

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Defensive Arts T-Shirts Collection

Defensive Arts Mugs

Looking for more clever gifts? Check out our collection of funny and inspiring mugs crafted for martial arts fans.

Defensive Arts Pillows

Add some comfort and humor to any space with our martial arts-themed pillows—ideal for fans who appreciate a good laugh.

Defensive Arts Prints

Find the perfect martial arts print to inspire or entertain—great for decorating any training room or home gym.