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'Even if the enemy does believe it, you know these fences are really for keeping us in, right?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

dog vs UFO...

That's What Happens

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Split Decision

Aggression/Security

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

We have to stop surprising each other.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Power/Expenditures

A General tries to get rid of peace.

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Who's the Rogue State?

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium