Defense Mechanism Explorer Gifts

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

dog vs UFO...

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"You dropped yer wallet."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

US fears missile competition.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Boomerang

Robo Sapiens

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Department of Dot Connection

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Depts of Health - Genetic Engineering / Depts of Defense - Biological Warfare.

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

Trump at NATO Summit

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"Who is it - some tramp from a lower court? You only buy me flowers when you feel guilty for seeing another judge."

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

"Self defence manual"

Sir, they must have known we were going to storm the castle --- It was already weather-proofed!