Defense Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Attention Span Man

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Here's the weak point."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"