Defense Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

The Jose Padilla Experience

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Attention Span Man

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Here's the weak point."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

Man sleeps instead of reading 'The Art of Listening.'