Defense Department Gifts

Drone Our Troops

dog vs UFO...

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

US fears missile competition.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Boomerang

Robo Sapiens

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

The Unknown Military Contractor

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'If you think that's silly, wait till you hear how they pick the Secretary of Defense.'

Trump at NATO Summit

Sir, they must have known we were going to storm the castle --- It was already weather-proofed!

Dronin'

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

Ronald Reagan

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

'And I thought you were under-equipped.'

The defense department's plan calls for a coalition Afghan government of men with beards and without beards...

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

In-trays and Out-trays at the Department of Defence

"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

Fox losing grip on cabinet.

'We're under attack!'

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

Satan 2

"How many of those 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Clip 'n' Send Cards for Lockheed and Martin Marietta