Defense Dabbler Mugs

Explore our range of mugs crafted for defense dabblers—funny, witty, and rallying products perfect for those who love to start their day with a touch of tactical humor.

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'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!' mockup

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!' mockup

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!' mockup

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!' mockup

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?' mockup

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?' mockup

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?' mockup

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?' mockup

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

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'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.' mockup

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.' mockup

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.' mockup

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.' mockup

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

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'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.' mockup

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.' mockup

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.' mockup

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.' mockup

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

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Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama. mockup

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama. mockup

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama. mockup

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama. mockup

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

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"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Norman's really into wild paddling." mockup

"Norman's really into wild paddling." mockup

"Norman's really into wild paddling." mockup

"Norman's really into wild paddling." mockup

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

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"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker." mockup

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker." mockup

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker." mockup

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker." mockup

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

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'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?' mockup

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?' mockup

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?' mockup

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?' mockup

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

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"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?" mockup

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?" mockup

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?" mockup

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?" mockup

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

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AUKUS Alliance mockup

AUKUS Alliance mockup

AUKUS Alliance mockup

AUKUS Alliance mockup

AUKUS Alliance

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"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!" mockup

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!" mockup

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!" mockup

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!" mockup

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

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Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?' mockup

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?' mockup

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?' mockup

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?' mockup

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

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'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!' mockup

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!' mockup

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!' mockup

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!' mockup

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

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'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.'

'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.' mockup

'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.' mockup

'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.' mockup

'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.' mockup

'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.'

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A knitter's in and out boxes

A knitter's in and out boxes mockup

A knitter's in and out boxes mockup

A knitter's in and out boxes mockup

A knitter's in and out boxes mockup

A knitter's in and out boxes

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'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.' mockup

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.' mockup

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.' mockup

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.' mockup

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

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'It's just a first draft.'

'It's just a first draft.' mockup

'It's just a first draft.' mockup

'It's just a first draft.' mockup

'It's just a first draft.' mockup

'It's just a first draft.'

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'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.' mockup

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.' mockup

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.' mockup

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.' mockup

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

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Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier, mockup

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier, mockup

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier, mockup

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier, mockup

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

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Toy boat on a tsunami.

Toy boat on a tsunami. mockup

Toy boat on a tsunami. mockup

Toy boat on a tsunami. mockup

Toy boat on a tsunami. mockup

Toy boat on a tsunami.

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DANGER - hook and worm...!

DANGER - hook and worm...! mockup

DANGER - hook and worm...! mockup

DANGER - hook and worm...! mockup

DANGER - hook and worm...! mockup

DANGER - hook and worm...!

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"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him? mockup

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him? mockup

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him? mockup

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him? mockup

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

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Badminton/Goodminton

Badminton/Goodminton mockup

Badminton/Goodminton mockup

Badminton/Goodminton mockup

Badminton/Goodminton mockup

Badminton/Goodminton

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'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...'

'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...' mockup

'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...' mockup

'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...' mockup

'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...' mockup

'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...'

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Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share. mockup

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share. mockup

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share. mockup

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share. mockup

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

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"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?" mockup

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?" mockup

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?" mockup

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?" mockup

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"

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"We know them socially - not politically."

"We know them socially - not politically." mockup

"We know them socially - not politically." mockup

"We know them socially - not politically." mockup

"We know them socially - not politically." mockup

"We know them socially - not politically."

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Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?' mockup

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?' mockup

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?' mockup

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?' mockup

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

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'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.' mockup

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.' mockup

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.' mockup

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.' mockup

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

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'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!'

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!' mockup

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!' mockup

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!' mockup

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!' mockup

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!'

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The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out. mockup

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out. mockup

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out. mockup

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out. mockup

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

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'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!' mockup

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!' mockup

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!' mockup

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!' mockup

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'

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Defense Dabbler Mugs Collection

Defense Dabbler Pillows

Browse our pillows for defense dabblers—comfortable, humorous, and a fun way to showcase their protective passions in their home.

Defense Dabbler Prints

Explore our art prints for defense dabblers—bring humor and inspiration into their space with posters that celebrate their love of defense.

Defense Dabbler T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for defense dabblers—our collection of humorous and stylish designs makes a statement and sparks conversations.