Defender Of The Downtrodden Pillows

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Freedom of Speech

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Yesh Atid

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

Heaven: Disabled Access

Internet Uprising

Bums Without Borders

30 years of trickle down economics...

The World Jewish Congress meet in Hungary.

Vox Boycotts Gender Violence Declaration

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

Local food shelves.

'My retirement plan is, I hope someone steals my identity and builds me a decent social security account.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

"So I guess you're taking a lot of lip from people these days."

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

'Small and minority business' boat threatened by 'Capital' waste spilling into the sea

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

"In a fight? My son was in a fight?"

One of the Give-Nots.

"They've discovered the gene for poverty.''

Worked my fingers to the bone.