Defender Of Numbers Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with pillows that proudly celebrate their passion for defending the world of numbers. Perfect for the desk or lounge.

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Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order. mockup

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.' mockup

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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Staff Yearbook

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But under a different accounting convention ...

But under a different accounting convention ... mockup

But under a different accounting convention ...

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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Warning: Math Ahead!

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'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...' mockup

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

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Reign Man

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Freedom of Speech

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When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!' mockup

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

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"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

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'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,' mockup

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

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Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.' mockup

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

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57th Birthday balloons

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'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!' mockup

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

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'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.' mockup

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

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"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%." mockup

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

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Three steps to turn around the economy. mockup

Three steps to turn around the economy.

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'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?' mockup

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

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'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.' mockup

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

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"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

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'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.' mockup

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

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'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.' mockup

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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