Defender Of Faith Pillows

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

The Anti-Agent

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Social media and censorship...

Autocensure

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Cherchez la femme

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Radomly selected poll respondent

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

You're right, judge: I don't have a legal leg to stand on. Obviously, I need to lie down in your chambers before I fall over. Why don't you look in on me in a few minutes?

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

Steve Bannon opens fire on a reporter.

Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

"I defend to the death my husband's right to be a complete idiot on social media."

Support Our Apologists.

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.