Defeat Survivor Pillows

'We're in a hurry.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

No Loitering

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"You been here long?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Survival Kit

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'