Defeat Survivor Pillows

'We're in a hurry.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

No Loitering

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Survival Kit

"You been here long?"

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'