Deer Dynamo T-Shirts

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Romance

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Football.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Electrolyte Orchestra

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

High Kick

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

the world's first music critic...

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Tube men dancing.

"Done saving the world for today."

Weightlifter

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'I get that a lot.'

"Them's dancin' words."

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."