Deer Dynamo T-Shirts

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Romance

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Football.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Electrolyte Orchestra

Lady Gaga.

Virgil van Dijk

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

High Kick

the world's first music critic...

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

"Done saving the world for today."

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Weightlifter

Tube men dancing.

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

'I get that a lot.'

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.