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'True, he can be annoying. But keep in mind that he's our only source of revenue.'

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Romance

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Lovely dovetail."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

A holiday at home

"The club scene is really changing."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Thor's Other Tools

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Origami time!

Handy-lion

Shop Lifting

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

Reality home-improvement show.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.