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'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

I think I can...

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

Gas Prices

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

Greece - Euro

'Time? Time's relative.'

Brain versus Religion.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'the Dow is up'?"

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

Drinkers.

Wang Yangming listens.

"Time flies." "Time is money."

"My existence is a gray area."

In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget

A lecture on the subject of questioning authority...

'True, but fraud and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"

Wang Yangming thinks about justice.

Stock Prices

A bored unshaven guard sat on a chair.

Who is prisoner of whom

Global water shortage.

Hunting, gathering, hunting, gathering...I keep thinking there must be more to life.