Deductible Navigators Pillows

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This translation app isn't working."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Number Phobia.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Oh shut up."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

Close all your windows please.

"Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator."

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

Pick a direction.

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