Dedicated Online Shopper Pillows

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Terms and conditions

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"It looked different on the internet."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

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"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."