Decorative Innovator Mugs

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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Creative family

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A new meaning in the Roman

Dog Walker

Television company new recruit

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."