Interior Innovator Mugs

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"Well, right off I can tell the Feng Shui of your interrogation room is all off. The Life Area is in conflict with the Knowledge Area which creates a very powerful Alibi Area right here."

"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"

Television company new recruit

'Worse case of cabin fever I ever saw.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Modular Offices

Dare to be different.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

Self Serve Road Repair.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Paper Bath Towels.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."