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"Cat box"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Pray for me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Double Saxophone

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"I could do that."

Oreolas

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'