Decorative Arts Fan Prints

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Cat box"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Double Saxophone

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I could do that."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Oreolas

"Habanero ..."