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"How naff- decking."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"