Decking Aficionado Mugs

"How naff- decking."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"