Decking Enthusiast Mugs

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'How about a game of cards?'

On the brink.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"