Deck Do-gooder Mugs

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Dun Decking

'How about a game of cards?'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Beach Day

Ship Captain Playing Cards

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

Goody 3 Shoes

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

'I hear Joey started out dealing 3 - card Monte on 42nd Street.'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"How naff- decking."

Charity