Deck Chair Devotee Mugs

Beach Day

"Surprise!"

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

You can't get what up

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Dun Decking

Calm in the Face of Chaos

A Moosetache.

Sitting down

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

'How's my driving?'

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

When Chairs Attack

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

Old Stuntmen's Home.