Decision Trailblazer T-Shirts

The road less traveled.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Glass Ceiling

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

National Park Map

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Your bone."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.