Decision To Be Child-free Pillows

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

Swinging

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

One cup of coffee, please. Coming right up. Your son's adorable. Thank you. He's the light of my life. Do you have kids? No. I mean, not yet. I didn't mean to pry. That's just fine. What is? You can be childless and still live a very fulfilling life. Not for a second do I feel your existence will be any less rich without a little creature to hug and teach and carry on your legacy. Not for even one millisecond do I feel that way! Are you married? Gotta remember to lie in these situations.

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"I've been crunching the numbers, and I don't think we've saved enough sleep to have children."

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

The Seedless Watermelon Family

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"Sure, potty training is your ticket into society, but you lose the primeval freedom of diapers."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'