Choosing A Child-free Life Pillows

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Call me?"

Swinging

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"I've been crunching the numbers, and I don't think we've saved enough sleep to have children."

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

The Seedless Watermelon Family

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

Tunnel of Life

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"Well, so much for antioxidants."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children