Decision-maker In Limbo T-Shirts

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Decision time

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'