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Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

Hour Glass

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

'Did you finish the business plan and out look for the next five years?'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.