Decision Delayer Gifts

"There's no way we can come to a decision - the meeting has only lasted half an hour."

"It wasn't an easy decision to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it."

Eleven coffees with donuts; one herb tea and bran muffin.

Exercise vs Laxative.

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

Procrastinator's Leap.

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Train Arrivals

"Wow. This sucks."

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

"I believe you own me three hours from that flight to New York."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

"It's amazing how if you wait long enough, everything you've been putting off becomes irrelevant."

"I couldn't sleep so consider your job offer withdrawn."