Decision App User T-Shirts

'I'm on a landline. Let me switch to my smartphone and I'll call you back. I'd rather not make a decision without my decision app.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I might just get a pie."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"All those in favor Retweet."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"Business has been steady."

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Decision time

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'