Deceptive Calculator User Mugs

Start their day with a mug that jokes about their deceptive calculator skills—perfect for light-hearted mornings and clever coffee breaks.

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"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..." mockup

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

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'Maths is fun!'

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The life of penguins.

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'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!' mockup

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

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'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.' mockup

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

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Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen. mockup

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

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Gardener of the Year.

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'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.' mockup

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

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Alternative Accountants

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'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.' mockup

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

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How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.' mockup

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

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All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters mockup

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

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You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear. mockup

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

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Calculator Jokes

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Accountant job

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'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.' mockup

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

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"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'" mockup

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

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"Stop using math to make me look bad." mockup

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

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'I think that's right, but let me check.'

'I think that's right, but let me check.' mockup

'I think that's right, but let me check.'

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'1 divided by 9 equals 0.11' - '9 times 0.11 equals 0.99' - 'Mum! My calculator is stealing from me again!' - 'Go play outside, sweetheart.'

'1 divided by 9 equals 0.11' - '9 times 0.11 equals 0.99' - 'Mum! My calculator is stealing from me again!' - 'Go play outside, sweetheart.' mockup

'1 divided by 9 equals 0.11' - '9 times 0.11 equals 0.99' - 'Mum! My calculator is stealing from me again!' - 'Go play outside, sweetheart.'

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'This calculator is no good for my economics class. It has room for only eight digits in the read out window. We're studying the Federal deficit so I'll need at least fifteen digits.'

'This calculator is no good for my economics class. It has room for only eight digits in the read out window. We're studying the Federal deficit so I'll need at least fifteen digits.'

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.' mockup

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

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"... Maths? Isn't that what people had to do before they discovered calculators?"

"... Maths? Isn't that what people had to do before they discovered calculators?" mockup

"... Maths? Isn't that what people had to do before they discovered calculators?"

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"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!" mockup

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

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"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!" mockup

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

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