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The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

"Extreme miming"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

The life of penguins.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Sportswasher's

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"It's a setup."

"See...polystyrene!"

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"They're not home.."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

The Magicians' Union...

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .