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The Magicians' Union...

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Trump! The Musical

Fly Fishing

Night of the Zombonies.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."