Mischief Appreciator T-Shirts

Danger Quicksand.

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'None of this stuff is yours.'

"I spend all day arranging things on the table and you haven't knocked a single thing off."

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

Trouble in the Wine Cellar

Good Kitty No More.

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Where did YOU get a five pound note from?'

'The real reason the Peterson's house burned down...'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Crash? What crash? I didn't hear any crash!..."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

"Hell, caught in the act, there goes the cute cat image"

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Sneaky cat.

'I think I know who's been tapping the sunday collection.'

Boy caught by a policeman

Man talking about his dog

Armstrong told me to get all our regulars to show up. What for, you miserable dork? Tap tap tap tap tap. I'm not supposed to tell people what a horrible calamity's about to strike. He said not to panic anyone if I care about them

"Here's your sweater back."

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"