Deception Analysis T-Shirts

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The life of penguins.

Sportswasher's

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"See...polystyrene!"

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"They're not home.."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

The Magicians' Union...

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'