Deception Analysis Prints

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Sportswasher's

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"It's a setup."

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"See...polystyrene!"

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"They're not home.."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

The Magicians' Union...

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"