Decaf Coffee Pillows

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Selling lemon latt�

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Multi-tasking.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'These are job perks.'

"Man's best friends."

"At this office no two days are different."

Back to work...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."