Decadent Demi-glace Lover Pillows

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

La Dame aux Camelias

Lou Reed

Janet Leigh caricature

"How about fashionably never?"

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Enter Herodias - suppressed version

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than to have not loved chocolate at all...'

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

'Good job I haven't got to worry about my figure anymore.'

"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

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Grave robber meet-cute

Murder Academy Exam