Decadent Demi-glace Lover T-Shirts

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Lou Reed

Adam Levine

La Dame aux Camelias

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Janet Leigh caricature

"How about fashionably never?"

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Enter Herodias - suppressed version

"Did you folks enjoy your 'death by chocolate'?"

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than to have not loved chocolate at all...'

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

'Good job I haven't got to worry about my figure anymore.'

#somuchlove

"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

Grave robber meet-cute